btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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