You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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