He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she was so not down for the gang bang
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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