I could have mohawked her pubes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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