some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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