you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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