You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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