My brain says no but my pants say off.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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