Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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