I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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