His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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