so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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