You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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