kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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