did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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