So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
