the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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