NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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