No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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