we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I am mentally ready for anal.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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