I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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