let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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