remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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