i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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