i just google imaged poop.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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