I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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