I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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