Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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