My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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