we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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