come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
