just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Barsexuality is the new black.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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