You're so nebulous sometimes
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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