Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
