what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Randomize
