: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I've blown a few things in my day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.