come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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