Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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