Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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