Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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