Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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