plz talk dirty to me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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