found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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