Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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