Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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