I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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