dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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