belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
This girl is more easily done than said...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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