you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
