Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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