if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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