Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Your penis caused this!
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