Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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