Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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