playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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