I am puke
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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