i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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