It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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